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Big Wides
08-02-12, 9:59 am
you have a full pm box? empty!

it's emptied, I had stuff in there from back in 2010

G Diesel
08-02-12, 10:02 am
you have a full pm box? empty!

This is the kind of poor maintenance and lack of organization that causes The Naut to go apoplectic (word of the day) with rage.

Peace, G

J-Dawg
08-02-12, 10:18 am
This is the kind of poor maintenance and lack of organization that causes The Naut to go apoplectic (word of the day) with rage.

Peace, G

That and the clever updates of his journey title.

Journey to Gurney was epic :(

HIGA MONSTER
08-02-12, 10:20 am
This is the kind of poor maintenance and lack of organization that causes The Naut to go apoplectic (word of the day) with rage.

Peace, G
LMAO

Where is the Help Desk when you need them?

JUGGERNAUT
08-02-12, 10:22 am
This is the kind of poor maintenance and lack of organization that causes The Naut to go apoplectic (word of the day) with rage.

Peace, G

Stay cortisol free my friends

JUGGERNAUT
08-02-12, 10:27 am
it's emptied, I had stuff in there from back in 2010

You still have a Star-Tac cell phone don't you?

JUGGERNAUT
08-02-12, 12:05 pm
That and the clever updates of his journey title.

Journey to Gurney was epic :(

Yeah, career ending injuries are always a fun topic to expose as a joke.

J-Dawg
08-02-12, 12:14 pm
Yeah, career ending injuries are always a fun topic to expose as a joke.

I sincerely hope your injury is not career ending. Have you had it checked out by a doctor to see what the exact extent of the injury is?

Big Wides
08-02-12, 1:26 pm
You still have a Star-Tac cell phone don't you?

what the hell is that?

G Diesel
08-02-12, 1:47 pm
You still have a Star-Tac cell phone don't you?

Best phones ever.


Yeah, career ending injuries are always a fun topic to expose as a joke.

What kind of talk is that?

Once you seek a diagnosis, get the right therapies, rehab the fuck out of it, heal and then train for the next couple of decades, THEN you can talk about your career ending. Otherwise, I don't want to hear it.

Peace, G

JUGGERNAUT
08-02-12, 2:14 pm
Originally Posted by J-Dawg

That and the clever updates of his journey title.

Journey to Gurney was epic :(
******** Yeah, career ending injuries are always a fun topic to expose as a joke.

I did not say I had a career ending injury. I just need to train smarter now.

Altered Beast
08-02-12, 3:29 pm
JUGGS! NO! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!

NOTHING is career ending EVER!

JUGGERNAUT
08-02-12, 3:33 pm
JUGGS! NO! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!

NOTHING is career ending EVER!

No worries, not what I said. It was just a response, not a statement.

naturalguy
08-02-12, 3:45 pm
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r217/er1994/wheelchair.jpg


What's the excuse?

JUGGERNAUT
08-02-12, 3:49 pm
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r217/er1994/wheelchair.jpg


What's the excuse?

No excuse at all. This I respect more than anything. The armless archer in the Olympics is awesome too! I'm inspired to train again!

naturalguy
08-02-12, 4:17 pm
I am going to get you your very own personal rascal:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csuZHyW-iGI&feature=related

JUGGERNAUT
08-02-12, 4:21 pm
I am going to get you your very own personal rascal:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csuZHyW-iGI&feature=related

How about I do you a favor upside your head?

naturalguy
08-02-12, 4:22 pm
How about I do you a favor upside your head?

Eat hickory

Appollonian
08-06-12, 8:12 am
I can't edit my own posts. I should be able to do that. Pilus = a piece of hair on bacteria? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilus

OK, so I saw this a few months ago and I knew in the right context, pilus didn't mean hair on a bacteria. The primus pilus was the highest ranking centurion in a Roman Legion, about the same as a Colonel in the modern military.

Sorry for the random/late nature of this post. I looked for awhile after you posted that and couldn't find anything for pilus, but Primus Pilus is something different altogether.

JUGGERNAUT
08-06-12, 9:52 am
OK, so I saw this a few months ago and I knew in the right context, pilus didn't mean hair on a bacteria. The primus pilus was the highest ranking centurion in a Roman Legion, about the same as a Colonel in the modern military.

Sorry for the random/late nature of this post. I looked for awhile after you posted that and couldn't find anything for pilus, but Primus Pilus is something different altogether.

Thank you for the time put into it!

J-Dawg
08-10-12, 11:59 am
Non est, crede mihi, sapientis dicere ‘Vivam’: Sera nimis vita est crastina; vive hodie.

Altered Beast
08-10-12, 12:13 pm
Non est, crede mihi, sapientis dicere ‘Vivam’: Sera nimis vita est crastina; vive hodie.

OOOOOOH! You speak Latin?

JUGGERNAUT
08-17-12, 12:59 pm
OOOOOOH! You speak Latin?

he speaks jakeoff

Altered Beast
08-17-12, 1:15 pm
he speaks jakeoff

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

J-Dawg
08-17-12, 3:15 pm
he speaks jakeoff


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL--nice to see our lovable NAUT back in action.

naturalguy
08-17-12, 3:16 pm
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r217/er1994/IMAG1140.jpg

Altered Beast
08-17-12, 3:23 pm
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r217/er1994/IMAG1140.jpg

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is that Naut?

J-Dawg
08-17-12, 3:29 pm
LOL--you got a pic of him eating his daily mr. softee???

Nix0r
08-17-12, 3:44 pm
LOL--you got a pic of him eating his daily mr. softee???

Double entendre.

JUGGERNAUT
08-17-12, 4:17 pm
Some benching today. Worked up to a 275 with bands on the flat. Nothing to speak of here. Had a vanilla cone with choc sprinkles and a Casein Pro Van/EAA Stack Punch popsicle PWO

J-Dawg
08-17-12, 4:36 pm
Some benching today. Worked up to a 275 with bands on the flat. Nothing to speak of here. Had a vanilla cone with choc sprinkles and a Casein Pro Van/EAA Stack Punch popsicle PWO

You forgot to mention the great bowl of ramen and its magical healing properties!

JUGGERNAUT
08-17-12, 4:50 pm
You forgot to mention the great bowl of ramen and its magical healing properties!

true! OX TAIL with an extra egg and made spicy

HIGA MONSTER
08-17-12, 4:53 pm
true! OX TAIL with an extra egg and made spicy
Yes! Thats good shit!

In Japan now Juggs and will make sure to eat good in your honor!
HIGA MONSTER

HIGA MONSTER
08-17-12, 4:54 pm
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r217/er1994/IMAG1140.jpg
Love it.

HIGA MONSTER

JUGGERNAUT
08-17-12, 5:07 pm
Love it.

HIGA MONSTER

HI shirt Fridays haha!

JUGGERNAUT
08-17-12, 5:08 pm
Yes! Thats good shit!

In Japan now Juggs and will make sure to eat good in your honor!
HIGA MONSTER

Just bring me back a few Japanese fashion model girls.

HIGA MONSTER
08-17-12, 5:11 pm
HI shirt Fridays haha!
”Its Aloha Friday...no work till Monday...”

HIGA MONSTER
08-17-12, 5:12 pm
Just bring me back a few Japanese fashion model girls.
I havent seen those here. NOT!

JUGGERNAUT
08-17-12, 5:13 pm
”Its Aloha Friday...no work till Monday...”

I took Monday off! boom

JUGGERNAUT
08-17-12, 5:14 pm
I havent seen those here. NOT!

make it 3 then

JUGGERNAUT
08-31-12, 1:41 pm
Have a good extended weekend all!

Make some popsicles! http://www.universalusa.com/Community/Forum/Eat/Casein-Pro-Popsicles

Big Wides
09-07-12, 8:31 am
Dude - the Levittown All-Stars are back at Globo and where asking for you. Needless to say, like a lot of things they haven't changed on bit

JUGGERNAUT
09-07-12, 9:46 am
Dude - the Levittown All-Stars are back at Globo and where asking for you. Needless to say, like a lot of things they haven't changed on bit

I'm missed... for all the wrong reasons haha

DANO
09-07-12, 11:14 am
Your missed... But my aim is getting better! haha

JUGGERNAUT
09-07-12, 11:17 am
Your missed... But my aim is getting better! haha

A hilljack that can't shoot true ain't worth spit ;-)

DANO
09-07-12, 11:20 am
A hilljack that can't shoot true ain't worth spit ;-)

Hey! across the gawl darn country is a bit of a reach for anybody! :-D

JUGGERNAUT
09-07-12, 11:33 am
Hey! across the gawl darn country is a bit of a reach for anybody! :-D

you should be able to take out a nats eye at that range haha

DANO
09-07-12, 11:36 am
...And what did Nat ever do to me??!?!??

JUGGERNAUT
09-07-12, 11:39 am
...And what did Nat ever do to me??!?!??

jus ah sayin

J-Dawg
09-07-12, 4:34 pm
I'm seriously considering the NAUT's methods--No training, ice cream, good meals, relaxation = no stress and livin' the dream

Mr. Dead
09-10-12, 2:20 pm
Oh... Hai...

Altered Beast
09-10-12, 2:48 pm
I'm seriously considering the NAUT's methods--No training, ice cream, good meals, relaxation = no stress and livin' the dream

No stress IS LIFTING! Everything else is stressful and annoying as hell!

J-Dawg
09-10-12, 5:15 pm
What's the over/under on the NAUT doing a powerlifting competition come this January.

So far we have naturalguy, Aggression, C.Coronato, G Diesel, J-Dawg, Enforcer, P Diesel, Vinny G, TDirty... Will the NAUT be board?

wedge
09-25-12, 4:08 pm
Been wondering what the Juggs has been up to.

J-Dawg
09-26-12, 10:40 am
How are those pops coming along?

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r217/er1994/reaction_pc_why_boner-n1315073132452.gif

Altered Beast
09-26-12, 11:13 am
How are those pops coming along?

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r217/er1994/reaction_pc_why_boner-n1315073132452.gif

LOL!!!!!!

JUGGERNAUT
10-15-12, 12:59 pm
Time Off = good

JUGGERNAUT
10-15-12, 1:09 pm
Somebody we all know has jokes.... Better to be Beta in 2012

Altered Beast
10-15-12, 1:30 pm
Get HOOGE or die! Not much to it.

JUGGERNAUT
10-15-12, 2:06 pm
Get HOOGE or die! Not much to it.

I like SIMPLE

JUGGERNAUT
10-15-12, 2:43 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RubfYQXwHmA

This nut did not even wear wrist wraps

Altered Beast
10-15-12, 4:33 pm
I like SIMPLE

Planet ***ness is NOT simple! LOL!!!!!!!

Altered Beast
10-15-12, 4:34 pm
That link was from 8 months ago =)

JUGGERNAUT
10-15-12, 4:36 pm
Some rowing (cardio type) some leg curls/extensions some light band benching. EAA STACK Punch PWO

JUGGERNAUT
10-15-12, 4:41 pm
That link was from 8 months ago =)

Your point? haha

JUGGERNAUT
10-16-12, 12:09 pm
That link was from 8 months ago =)

PanterA:

The only member that measures his glutes.

JUGGERNAUT
10-16-12, 12:32 pm
If Planet Fitness called me, I would ask for them to remove me from their call list... nuff said.

Kowboy
10-16-12, 2:54 pm
Always read your posts but never commented. The title cracks me up. I was in PA for work and asked about a local gym and they told me there were several planet fitness's out there...when I tried to explain why I couldn't go I just gave up.

Altered Beast
10-16-12, 2:56 pm
PanterA:

The only member that measures his glutes.

LOL! It is a critical measurement for briefs, deadlift and squat suits! Plus......I was curious. My ass puts every bubble butt female to shame and its ROCK hard! GET SOME!!!


If Planet Fitness called me, I would ask for them to remove me from their call list... nuff said.

Ok, I now understand the title of the thread. Hooge!


Your point? haha

Hooge.

JUGGERNAUT
10-16-12, 3:05 pm
LOL! It is a critical measurement for briefs, deadlift and squat suits! Plus......I was curious. My ass puts every bubble butt female to shame and its ROCK hard! GET SOME!!!



Ok, I now understand the title of the thread. Hooge!



Hooge.

Just admit it, you are a madman.... and I don't judge

JUGGERNAUT
10-16-12, 3:08 pm
Always read your posts but never commented. The title cracks me up. I was in PA for work and asked about a local gym and they told me there were several planet fitness's out there...when I tried to explain why I couldn't go I just gave up.

I hear that they have a felt lined box at entry to "check your nuts in" before you train there for the.. "men."

Thanks for posting

Altered Beast
10-16-12, 3:57 pm
Just admit it, you are a madman.... and I don't judge

LOL! Yes this is true, but I'm a nice sweet guy too! So my female roommate tells me =)

Takes one to know one! Plus, certain people bring it out of me......AHEM!


I hear that they have a felt lined box at entry to "check your nuts in" before you train there for the.. "men."

Thanks for posting

I'll have to find the video clip of a guy on roids that goes BERSERK when they tell him to calm down. It's so so so awesome.

JUGGERNAUT
10-16-12, 4:21 pm
[QUOTE=PanterA;1265360]LOL! Yes this is true, but I'm a nice sweet guy too! So my female roommate tells me =)

Just admit it, she is a madwomen too then haha

DANO
10-16-12, 4:38 pm
The slogan to "The Gym":

"We lift things up, and put them down."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1Y4XY8Pl6U

JUGGERNAUT
10-16-12, 4:52 pm
The slogan to "The Gym":

"We lift things up, and put them down."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1Y4XY8Pl6U

perfect

Altered Beast
10-17-12, 8:33 am
ABOUT TIME!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiuijKJP38o

Kowboy
10-17-12, 8:38 am
I hear that they have a felt lined box at entry to "check your nuts in" before you train there for the.. "men."

Thanks for posting

But they do give out free pizza on Monday's lol shit just cracks me up.

Altered Beast
10-17-12, 8:42 am
But they do give out free pizza on Monday's lol shit just cracks me up.

Seriously?

J-Dawg
10-17-12, 9:05 am
But they do give out free pizza on Monday's lol shit just cracks me up.

It might be worth the gym membership just to go and eat free pizza every Monday, lol. Perfect for bulking!

Shukin
10-17-12, 9:13 am
But they do give out free pizza on Monday's lol shit just cracks me up.


Seriously?


It might be worth the gym membership just to go and eat free pizza every Monday, lol. Perfect for bulking!

That would go right to my glutes....lol

Kowboy
10-17-12, 9:13 am
It might be worth the gym membership just to go and eat free pizza every Monday, lol. Perfect for bulking!

You know you may be on to something. A pizza meal for my family is up to about 30 bucks so for 10 if I can eat all I want would really piss of the planet fitness people. Get a bunch of us big dudes out there eating the pizza....that is how we bring it down.

JUGGERNAUT
10-17-12, 9:44 am
ABOUT TIME!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiuijKJP38o

I think this guy was way too kind haha... and should have walked out with a full Pizza Pie.

JUGGERNAUT
10-17-12, 9:46 am
But they do give out free pizza on Monday's lol shit just cracks me up.

Without a doubt... their BEST (and only) membership perk

Altered Beast
10-17-12, 10:46 am
You know you may be on to something. A pizza meal for my family is up to about 30 bucks so for 10 if I can eat all I want would really piss of the planet fitness people. Get a bunch of us big dudes out there eating the pizza....that is how we bring it down.

That would be both awesome and hilarious! Hell of an idea!


I think this guy was way too kind haha... and should have walked out with a full Pizza Pie.

He probably threw the pizza pie! LOL! I would have smashed it in the skinny ****'s face and than hog tied her with one of their pink jump ropes! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUGGERNAUT
10-17-12, 10:51 am
That would be both awesome and hilarious! Hell of an idea!



He probably threw the pizza pie! LOL! I would have smashed it in the skinny ****'s face and than hog tied her with one of their pink jump ropes! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woah, easy there 50.5 glutes haha if you wanted to offend the women, just ask her out ;-)

JUGGERNAUT
10-17-12, 11:11 am
Damn that sounds good...

One of my favorite food staples.

Altered Beast
10-17-12, 11:12 am
Where did "Gentleman" PanterA go? The only thing that can clear my mind of said filth is a CALZONE. Later

I'm sorry =(

Being too hardcore. It happens sometimes when I get too excited or carried away.

WON'T happen again.

Altered Beast
10-17-12, 11:13 am
Watch the "Bonjour" link below on my sig! That will make you feel better =P

Altered Beast
10-17-12, 11:18 am
Did I ruin the fun =\ I hate when I do that.

JUGGERNAUT
10-17-12, 11:22 am
I'm sorry =(

Being too hardcore. It happens sometimes when I get too excited or carried away.

WON'T happen again.

It's fine. No worries. I'm just glad you actually train; it saves you a bit with your temporary insanity.

Altered Beast
10-17-12, 11:33 am
It's fine. No worries. I'm just glad you actually train; it saves you a bit with your temporary insanity.

It's my therapy that's for sure. Cannot wait to start competing to pursue breaking single-ply world records. That will help focus it =)

My girl has accepted that I'm nuts. She keeps trying to try to make me "normal" and my retort always is: "Baby, to consciously pursue what society and other humans deem as normal, is in fact insanity!".

=P

JUGGERNAUT
10-17-12, 11:37 am
It's my therapy that's for sure. Cannot wait to start competing to pursue breaking single-ply world records. That will help focus it =)

My girl has accepted that I'm nuts. She keeps trying to try to make me "normal" and my retort always is: "Baby, to consciously pursue what society and other humans deem as normal, is in fact insanity!".

=P

Best wishes with your goal!

Altered Beast
10-17-12, 11:39 am
Best wishes with your goal!

Thanks Mr. I don't wear wrist wraps because I'm hardcore! =)

JUGGERNAUT
10-17-12, 11:51 am
Thanks Mr. I don't wear wrist wraps because I'm hardcore! =)

More like 25% lazy, 25% anti-gear, 25% ahhh lazy, 25% stupid. Big Wides will agree.

Big Wides
10-17-12, 12:11 pm
i heard something about a gym giving out pizza?

Big Wides
10-17-12, 12:12 pm
More like 25% lazy, 25% anti-gear, 25% ahhh lazy, 25% stupid. Big Wides will agree.

well, to an extent I would agree, but some of the 25% ahhh lazy could be allocated somewhere else

Kowboy
10-17-12, 12:15 pm
i heard something about a gym giving out pizza?

We are going to pay our 10 a month to planet fitness and crash their pizza party on Mondays

JUGGERNAUT
10-17-12, 12:18 pm
i heard something about a gym giving out pizza?

Best news I heard all week.

Altered Beast
10-17-12, 12:24 pm
We are going to pay our 10 a month to planet fitness and crash their pizza party on Mondays

Juggs will have to bring the Uni camera for these events =)

JUGGERNAUT
10-17-12, 12:27 pm
We are going to pay our 10 a month to planet fitness and crash their pizza party on Mondays

I know your intentions were good but you seriously messed up Trebin. If Wides gets there first, you might as well say bye bye to those PIES! hahaha

Kowboy
10-17-12, 12:29 pm
I know your intentions were good but you seriously messed up Trebin. If Wides gets there first, you might as well say bye bye to those PIES! hahaha

They might just have to order more, now I want pizza and a calzone.

JUGGERNAUT
10-17-12, 12:31 pm
Juggs will have to bring the Uni camera for these events =)

To photograph a bunch of ANIAMLS covered in sauce? No thanks, that would look like Animal Planet ... documenting predators tearing prey apart... bloody carnage!!!!!

JUGGERNAUT
10-17-12, 12:34 pm
They might just have to order more, now I want pizza and a calzone.

That mix is like butter on bread, just add ice cream.

Shukin
10-17-12, 12:52 pm
Planet Fitness Sales pitch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt1O4BrdseY

J-Dawg
10-22-12, 4:34 pm
Maybe one day the NAUT's gonna break his rusty cage and train...






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtbuUlSGXzc

Altered Beast
10-22-12, 5:02 pm
Wake up juggs! Start lifting weights damnit =)

J-Dawg
10-22-12, 5:12 pm
Wake up juggs! Start lifting weights damnit =)

"You can lead a NAUT to water but you can't make him drink it."

Altered Beast
10-23-12, 8:49 am
"You can lead a NAUT to water but you can't make him drink it."

LOL!

Mr. Dead
11-13-12, 1:48 pm
Just checking in, to see how things are going... Hope all is well... May be making another trip to VooDoo Donuts...

JUGGERNAUT
11-13-12, 2:05 pm
hi

Altered Beast
11-13-12, 2:27 pm
hi

LIFT!

JUGGERNAUT
11-13-12, 2:36 pm
LIFT!

Lift? They may interrupt my many naps throughout the day.

JUGGERNAUT
11-15-12, 3:27 pm
YO SOYSAUCE wut?

"Yo soy pusiste"

Altered Beast
11-15-12, 3:34 pm
Any lifting going on in here?

Wut.jpg

Mr. Dead
11-15-12, 3:36 pm
Lift? They may interrupt my many naps throughout the day.

Any truth to the rumor...???

JUGGERNAUT
11-15-12, 3:37 pm
Any lifting going on in here?

Wut.jpg

NO but I have been running into walls face first... something obviously you can't seem to manage.

JUGGERNAUT
11-15-12, 3:38 pm
Any truth to the rumor...???

rumor.calzone.huh?

Mr. Dead
11-15-12, 3:41 pm
rumor.calzone.huh?

I heard retirement may be short-lived...

Altered Beast
11-15-12, 3:46 pm
NO but I have been running into walls face first... something obviously you can't seem to manage.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUGGERNAUT
11-15-12, 3:47 pm
I heard retirement may be short-lived...

These words carry no weight with me. training, not training, retirement... The world would be a better place with less labels. labels give haters words to hate by. do in silence and care not how you are viewed

Altered Beast
11-15-12, 3:48 pm
These words carry no weight with me. training, not training, retirement... The world would be a better place with less labels. labels give haters words to hate by. do in silence and care not how you are viewed

LOL! Haters are funny.

JUGGERNAUT
11-15-12, 3:59 pm
LOL! Haters are funny.

they are as useless as a third nut sack

Mr. Dead
11-15-12, 4:16 pm
These words carry no weight with me. training, not training, retirement... The world would be a better place with less labels. labels give haters words to hate by. do in silence and care not how you are viewed

Would a VooDoo help...???

JUGGERNAUT
11-15-12, 4:19 pm
Would a VooDoo help...???

Ship a mixed box assortment to NJ in dry ice and I'll let you know.

J-Dawg
11-16-12, 3:37 pm
Que comienza hoy... NAUT

JUGGERNAUT
11-16-12, 5:20 pm
some benching and squats today

and yes, stop messing with my titles

Big Wides
11-19-12, 3:12 pm
Nice to see you back training again....

Also, the Dodge is dead, it was a good run but everything must come to an end

JUGGERNAUT
11-19-12, 3:21 pm
Nice to see you back training again....

Also, the Dodge is dead, it was a good run but everything must come to an end

NOOOOOOO first Twinkies now the Dodge!

O yeah thanks but now my low back is giving me trouble after squatting Friday with just the bar and had to pick a piece of paper off the floor this morning.... I might be going the way of the Dodge myself.

Don't worry though, your next vehicle is FREE because I would PAY to see you in a SMART car hahahaha!!!!

Nix0r
11-19-12, 3:30 pm
Ramen and ice cream is scientifically proven to fix lower back pain.

JUGGERNAUT
11-19-12, 3:39 pm
Ramen and ice cream is scientifically proven to fix lower back pain.

I hope you are not suggesting that is ALL it does.... those 2 items are magic on their own and combined.

Altered Beast
11-19-12, 3:39 pm
On IR?!?!?!!? Did you fall off the couch and throw your back out???

JUGGERNAUT
11-19-12, 3:41 pm
On IR?!?!?!!? Did you fall off the couch and throw your back out???

Couch? That would mean I got out of bed.... dah

Nix0r
11-19-12, 3:45 pm
I hope you are not suggesting that is ALL it does.... those 2 items are magic on their own and combined.

That is but one on a vast list of remedies.

JUGGERNAUT
11-19-12, 4:16 pm
That is but one on a vast list of remedies.

#PassedTest

DANO
11-19-12, 6:34 pm
Nice to see you back training again....

Also, the Dodge is dead, it was a good run but everything must come to an end

Hey, make sure your next vehicle is a Ford, because 'Naut knows a guy who gan get stuff for you at a good price!

J-Dawg
11-20-12, 3:27 pm
http://www.lolneed.com/wp-content/uploads/gifs/funny-gifs-1348.gif

Aggression
11-20-12, 5:17 pm
^lol

Mr. Dead
11-21-12, 4:34 pm
NOOOOOOO first Twinkies now the Dodge!



Poor planning... I have a stockpile of Twinkies and other Hostess goodies, as soon as I heard they stopped producing any more...

JUGGERNAUT
11-21-12, 4:56 pm
Poor planning... I have a stockpile of Twinkies and other Hostess goodies, as soon as I heard they stopped producing any more...

Not after telling me that; you don't.

G Diesel
11-21-12, 5:02 pm
Weights.

JUGGERNAUT
11-21-12, 5:05 pm
Weights.

Weights happened



just like that

JUGGERNAUT
11-21-12, 5:48 pm
Today hit some leg extensions and rack benching. Now I'm ready for Turkey, stuffing and cranberry sauce.

DANO
11-28-12, 6:29 pm
What??? No birthday wishes up in here?
Well let me be the first: happy birthday buddy!!

JUGGERNAUT
11-29-12, 10:02 am
What??? No birthday wishes up in here?
Well let me be the first: happy birthday buddy!!

Thank you ALL. It's obvious this group is all about family and is appreciated.

JUGGERNAUT
11-29-12, 10:09 am
http://forum.animalpak.com/showthread.php?39877-Happy-Birthday-JUGGERNAUT&p=1274139&posted=1#post1274139

Altered Beast
11-29-12, 10:39 am
I posted something funny in there ya lazy bastard =)

JUGGERNAUT
11-29-12, 11:03 am
I posted something funny in there ya lazy bastard =)

You will say anything just to cheer me up, thanks bro.

DANO
11-29-12, 5:42 pm
http://forum.animalpak.com/showthread.php?39877-Happy-Birthday-JUGGERNAUT&p=1274139&posted=1#post1274139

you deserve it!

JUGGERNAUT
11-29-12, 5:45 pm
you deserve it!

too kind

J-Dawg
11-30-12, 1:14 pm
From Machine's Life is a Freakshow
November 30: Fight Your Way Back, Pt. 2: http://www.animalpak.com/html/article_details.cfm?ID=27

JakeNautingham
12-03-12, 5:29 pm
U wot m8?

J-Dawg
12-06-12, 1:06 pm
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/31404557.jpg

JUGGERNAUT
12-06-12, 1:21 pm
U wot m8?

??

JUGGERNAUT
12-06-12, 1:26 pm
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/31404557.jpg

i have that many haters? ;-)

Altered Beast
12-06-12, 1:39 pm
U wot m8?

We speak English in America.


i have that many haters? ;-)

LOL! No, you have that many people waiting for you to remove the extra large tampon from your ass and to start training!!!!

JUGGERNAUT
12-06-12, 1:44 pm
We speak English in America.



LOL! No, you have that many people waiting for you to remove the extra large tampon from your ass and to start training!!!!

Altered posting mean filth again

Instead-

Be Nice
Be Strong
Be Clean

Altered Beast
12-06-12, 1:46 pm
Altered posting mean filth again

Instead-

Be Nice
Be Strong
Be Clean

LOL! I never realized you were so sensitive about everything =)

Aggression
12-06-12, 1:47 pm
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/31404557.jpg

I wonder who #1 is ... oh wait .. me.

JUGGERNAUT
12-06-12, 1:48 pm
I wonder who #1 is ... oh wait .. me.

Well dah, who doesn't like a PBR?

JUGGERNAUT
12-06-12, 1:48 pm
LOL! I never realized you were so sensitive about everything =)

Where have you been? It's like you don't know me or something. haha

JUGGERNAUT
12-06-12, 1:49 pm
Where is VAZE?

J-Dawg
12-06-12, 1:54 pm
Where is VAZE?

I think she's waiting for another large rack press vid like this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RubfYQXwHmA

Mr. Dead
12-06-12, 1:57 pm
Where is VAZE?

She's been mostly over on facebook... Plus school is really taking up a lot of her time...

JUGGERNAUT
12-06-12, 2:01 pm
She's been mostly over on facebook... Plus school is really taking up a lot of her time...

if I ever need a private detective......^

JUGGERNAUT
12-06-12, 2:05 pm
Where is Carrie Simmons?
Where is Stacy Simons?

Mr. Dead
12-06-12, 2:10 pm
Where is Carrie Simmons?
Where is Stacy Simons?


http://www.carrie-simmons.com/data/About.html

http://www.facebook.com/#!/stacysimonsmcdowell?fref=ts

Big Wides
12-06-12, 2:25 pm
http://www.carrie-simmons.com/data/About.html

http://www.facebook.com/#!/stacysimonsmcdowell?fref=ts

is that the same carrie simmons from delaware?

JUGGERNAUT
12-06-12, 2:36 pm
is that the same carrie simmons from delaware?

yes sir

G Diesel
12-06-12, 2:51 pm
Where is VAZE?


Where is Carrie Simmons?
Where is Stacy Simons?

Naut assembling a stable of ladies.

Peace, G

Altered Beast
12-06-12, 3:06 pm
Where have you been? It's like you don't know me or something. haha

LOL!

Lift weights..... what?

JUGGERNAUT
12-06-12, 4:03 pm
LOL!

Lift weights..... what?

What? If start training, I risk losing your highly beneficial replies here. You won't know what to post. You will be lost.

J-Dawg
12-06-12, 5:34 pm
What? If start training, I risk losing your highly beneficial replies here. You won't know what to post. You will be lost.

http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120224/640/soon_meme_collection_640_03.jpg

Mr. Dead
12-06-12, 6:06 pm
Where is Carrie Simmons?
Where is Stacy Simons?

Stacy must have heard you... Just saw her over at the Universal site... And on here...

Altered Beast
12-07-12, 10:21 am
What? If start training, I risk losing your highly beneficial replies here. You won't know what to post. You will be lost.

Don't justify your apathy to me! Its the man in the mirror who needs convincing!

Right? Fuckin A.

JUGGERNAUT
12-07-12, 10:39 am
Don't justify your apathy to me! Its the man in the mirror who needs convincing!

Right? Fuckin A.

Reflections can be distorted like glute measurements

JUGGERNAUT
12-07-12, 10:58 am
Stacy must have heard you... Just saw her over at the Universal site... And on here...

Like a magnet?

JUGGERNAUT
12-07-12, 11:39 am
Benching today. Now you can all sleep at night. All is right in the world. Music will be played.

Mr. Dead
12-07-12, 11:44 am
Benching today. Now you can all sleep at night. All is right in the world. Music will be played.

Just don't use NG's i-Pod...

Altered Beast
12-07-12, 11:57 am
Reflections can be distorted like glute measurements

LOL! This ain't no joke my man. I can post pics, but I'm afraid of what you'd do with them......

51" and growing!


Benching today. Now you can all sleep at night. All is right in the world. Music will be played.

It better not be some bullshit workout and than you do nothing else for the next year!

JUGGERNAUT
12-07-12, 12:02 pm
Just don't use NG's i-Pod...

true, I never knew you could fill an ipod with nothing but back street boys

JUGGERNAUT
12-07-12, 12:04 pm
It better not be some bullshit workout and than you do nothing else for the next year![/QUOTE]

That's like saying.. "You can lead a JUGGERNAUT to Ramen or a Calzone but you can't make him eat it." YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN....please

Altered Beast
12-07-12, 12:25 pm
It better not be some bullshit workout and than you do nothing else for the next year!

That's like saying.. "You can lead a JUGGERNAUT to Ramen or a Calzone but you can't make him eat it." YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN....please[/QUOTE]

You completely danced around what I was saying.

So what are you trying to say?

JUGGERNAUT
12-07-12, 12:35 pm
That's like saying.. "You can lead a JUGGERNAUT to Ramen or a Calzone but you can't make him eat it." YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN....please

You completely danced around what I was saying.

So what are you trying to say?[/QUOTE]

WHEN I WALK INTO A GYM, POWERFUL MEN AROUND THE WORLD START CRYING AND THE WEIGHTS START TO TREMBLE IN FEAR.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSuvOVH0aSQ

Altered Beast
12-07-12, 1:50 pm
LOL! Juggernaut was an awesome member of X-Factor. Until he would lose his helmet and Professor X or Jean Grey could control his mind!

Where's your helmet?

JUGGERNAUT
12-07-12, 1:56 pm
LOL! Juggernaut was an awesome member of X-Factor. Until he would lose his helmet and Professor X or Jean Grey could control his mind!

Where's your helmet?

It doesn't matter where it is... I'm not letting you wear it when you run into the wall. Stop looking for protection you wus.

Altered Beast
12-07-12, 2:04 pm
It doesn't matter where it is... I'm not letting you wear it when you run into the wall. Stop looking for protection you wus.

Dangit =\

HIGA MONSTER
12-07-12, 2:56 pm
You completely danced around what I was saying.

So what are you trying to say?

WHEN I WALK INTO A GYM, POWERFUL MEN AROUND THE WORLD START CRYING AND THE WEIGHTS START TO TREMBLE IN FEAR.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSuvOVH0aSQ[/QUOTE]
LMAO

Good shit here...take care Jugs!

HIGA

JUGGERNAUT
12-07-12, 3:05 pm
WHEN I WALK INTO A GYM, POWERFUL MEN AROUND THE WORLD START CRYING AND THE WEIGHTS START TO TREMBLE IN FEAR.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSuvOVH0aSQ
LMAO

Good shit here...take care Jugs!

HIGA[/QUOTE]

Thank you Mr. Higa.

J-Dawg
12-07-12, 3:21 pm
We gotta fix all those misquotes above, lol.

Nix0r
12-07-12, 3:27 pm
We gotta fix all those misquotes above, lol.

Do you even Internet?

J-Dawg
12-07-12, 3:31 pm
Do you even Internet?

The NAUT's a knewb at quoting, lol.

JUGGERNAUT
12-07-12, 4:44 pm
Work was done.

Pull downs, rows, benching and dips rounds out Friday. Ready for the weekend.

JUGGERNAUT
12-07-12, 4:44 pm
The NAUT's a knewb at quoting, lol.

Reply With Quote

Mr. Dead
12-07-12, 4:48 pm
We gotta fix all those misquotes above, lol.


Do you even Internet?


The NAUT's a knewb at quoting, lol.

Hey, now... Be nice... He had a hard day, and had to expend energy in iron-related pusuits...

Altered Beast
12-07-12, 4:53 pm
Work was done.

Pull downs, rows, benching and dips rounds out Friday. Ready for the weekend.

Video or it didn't happen.

JUGGERNAUT
12-07-12, 5:07 pm
Video or it didn't happen.

Sorry, too shy for that. Low profile.

Stacy Simons-McDowell
12-07-12, 5:27 pm
Carrie is actually one of my best friends:-)...and she's been out in LA since '08. As for me? I'm still in the "stix"..which is South Jersey. I'd def love to be part of an amazing company. Quite frankly..Animal products will get me closer to reaching a ton of goals. As far as (goals) pushing weight goes: Wed I was able to complete my 4th set of deadlifts 6 clean reps for 275lbs:-). I'm trying to get up to 315..and go from there. Hopefully lifting like a beast will help me put on the necessary muscle for WPD...the good old fashioned way!!! What can I say...I still wanna look like a chick, ya know? So I'm all for the hard work!!!

JUGGERNAUT
12-07-12, 5:32 pm
Carrie is actually one of my best friends:-)...and she's been out in LA since '08. As for me? I'm still in the "stix"..which is South Jersey. I'd def love to be part of an amazing company. Quite frankly..Animal products will get me closer to reaching a ton of goals. As far as (goals) pushing weight goes: Wed I was able to complete my 4th set of deadlifts 6 clean reps for 275lbs:-). I'm trying to get up to 315..and go from there. Hopefully lifting like a beast will help me put on the necessary muscle for WPD...the good old fashioned way!!! What can I say...I still wanna look like a chick, ya know? So I'm all for the hard work!!!

Stacy, your resume speaks volumes to say the least. So good to have you here where quite frankly you should be! Welcome and enjoy the family, its a good one.

DANO
12-07-12, 5:42 pm
Work was done.

Pull downs, rows, benching and dips rounds out Friday. Ready for the weekend.

Nice! enjoy the weekend buddy!

JUGGERNAUT
12-07-12, 5:51 pm
nice! Enjoy the weekend buddy!

u2brah

Stacy Simons-McDowell
12-07-12, 5:52 pm
Thanx so much!!! I hope to be productive and keep learning. The way I see it...there is always room for improvement and I'm willing to try new things! I'm def happy to be on board!!! Now, you'll have to excuse me...it's time for a glass of WINE!!!!! Hey, it's part of my off season plan:-)!!! Once again, glad to be here!!!

HIGA MONSTER
12-07-12, 6:34 pm
We gotta fix all those misquotes above, lol.
Sorry, did that from my phone...fat fingers. Ask Seath about my fat fingers...

Vaze_06
12-09-12, 1:17 am
Sorry, too shy for that. Low profile.

Bullshit !!! im calling u out... u just to lazy.. i remember i got a shootout in one of them hehehe :)

Altered Beast
12-10-12, 8:50 am
Sorry, too shy for that. Low profile.

NO EXCUSES! Play like a champion and get over your jersey boy shyness =)

wedge
12-12-12, 3:00 pm
Sorry, too shy for that. Low profile.

Juggs shy? When I met you at the Cage, I think you used like a thousand variants of "Excuse me" and "Get the F' out of my way."

JUGGERNAUT
12-12-12, 3:10 pm
Bullshit !!! im calling u out... u just to lazy.. i remember i got a shootout in one of them hehehe :)

There you are! Hi Vaze! Always nice to hear your voice matter how incredibly mean you are ;-)

JUGGERNAUT
12-12-12, 3:19 pm
Juggs shy? When I met you at the Cage, I think you used like a thousand variants of "Excuse me" and "Get the F' out of my way."

#MinorSlips? #HadaBadDay? #TimeOfTheMonth? #AreallyNiceGuy #Didn'tMeanAnyHarm #LowCarb #BitesWorseThanTheBark

JUGGERNAUT
12-12-12, 3:20 pm
Thanx so much!!! I hope to be productive and keep learning. The way I see it...there is always room for improvement and I'm willing to try new things! I'm def happy to be on board!!! Now, you'll have to excuse me...it's time for a glass of WINE!!!!! Hey, it's part of my off season plan:-)!!! Once again, glad to be here!!!

I'm ready for Posts: 3

JUGGERNAUT
12-12-12, 3:26 pm
NO EXCUSES! Play like a champion and get over your jersey boy shyness =)

Wow, that was a giant slam towards jersey guys... you ready for the fallout? hahah

Altered Beast
12-12-12, 4:23 pm
Wow, that was a giant slam towards jersey guys... you ready for the fallout? hahah

It was definitely a playful pun on both the tough guy mentality of boys from Jersey and the opposite side as in the broadway play Jersey Boys.

=)

JUGGERNAUT
12-12-12, 4:25 pm
It was definitely a playful pun on both the tough guy mentality of boys from Jersey and the opposite side as in the broadway play Jersey Boys.

=)

Nice back-peddling, you have saved yourself from being NAUTcrushed ;-)

DANO
12-12-12, 5:08 pm
Nice back-peddling, you have saved yourself from being NAUTcrushed ;-)

haha...
The CRUSHERNAUT strakes back!

It's been awhile since you've done some crushing, huh?

JUGGERNAUT
12-12-12, 5:17 pm
haha...
The CRUSHERNAUT strakes back!

It's been awhile since you've done some crushing, huh?

You know me! In any event, AB is a good dude and this is just a display of tough love.

Big Wides
12-12-12, 8:03 pm
Hello Juggs....when do you want to train over Christmas?

JUGGERNAUT
12-13-12, 9:55 am
Hello Juggs....when do you want to train over Christmas?

Yo, I will e-mail my schedule to you and we can pick times. Thanks man.

This why Wides is cool, always down to train. If he were a dog and you mentioned training; his tail would wag. It's only bad though we he wants to play fetch-the-hot-Zumba Class- girl in GLOBO... during the training session

JUGGERNAUT
12-13-12, 9:57 am
Sorry, did that from my phone...fat fingers. Ask Seath about my fat fingers...

Can I skip asking Seath that?

Vaze_06
12-13-12, 10:15 am
There you are! Hi Vaze! Always nice to hear your voice matter how incredibly mean you are ;-)

heyllo :) sorry crazy guy, i just finished school last monday, work, gym... i had a shoulder inflammation so that was a bumper
but butt but butt butt
i have switched to bodybuilding lifestyle!!! -____- no im not kidding lol im eating 4-6 meals, 8-20 reps non-sense. its ok, i miss the heavy dead/squats sometimes

by the way i aint meant.. im just honest and direct.. and as a long distance bf u havent called or harass me with textos! so shame on u!
how u been?

JUGGERNAUT
12-13-12, 10:36 am
heyllo :) sorry crazy guy, i just finished school last monday, work, gym... i had a shoulder inflammation so that was a bumper
but butt but butt butt
i have switched to bodybuilding lifestyle!!! -____- no im not kidding lol im eating 4-6 meals, 8-20 reps non-sense. its ok, i miss the heavy dead/squats sometimes

by the way i aint meant.. im just honest and direct.. and as a long distance bf u havent called or harass me with textos! so shame on u!
how u been?

still your bf? woah lucky me! O NOOO a ripped VAZE! Sure heavy is fun but good that you are doing this style. Give those joints a rest. (Wish I did that sooner) I got my bench up a hair but the knee is still a mess, going to take some ANIMAL FLEX soon! Other than that we survived that crazy storm we got nailed with and that really was a close one. Looking forward to what 2013 brings! Have a great holiday season and new years but sure we will talk more before that.

DANO
12-13-12, 3:20 pm
Almost as scary as a ripped NAUT!... I remember the pics posted somewhere deep in this thread! <grin>

JUGGERNAUT
12-13-12, 3:36 pm
he may return

JUGGERNAUT
12-13-12, 3:43 pm
http://www.lyricsondemand.com/j/juggernautlyrics/

I have songs too

Nix0r
12-13-12, 4:04 pm
What a renaissance man. A true inspiration to us all.

JUGGERNAUT
12-13-12, 4:07 pm
What a renaissance man. A true inspiration to us all.

At first it was only attractive women saying this... now....

J-Dawg
12-17-12, 3:59 pm
2013 is around the corner. Will this be the year of a NAUT comeback?

Altered Beast
12-17-12, 4:45 pm
2013 is around the corner. Will this be the year of a NAUT comeback?

Don't hold your breathe =)

J-Dawg
12-19-12, 3:57 pm
Don't hold your breathe =)

AB--How do we get the NAUT back on track?

Mr. Dead
12-19-12, 4:09 pm
2013 is around the corner. Will this be the year of a NAUT comeback?


Don't hold your breathe =)


AB--How do we get the NAUT back on track?

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/c0.0.400.400/p403x403/16061_426294704090619_403927933_n.jpg

Altered Beast
12-19-12, 4:20 pm
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/c0.0.400.400/p403x403/16061_426294704090619_403927933_n.jpg

That is both scary and disgusting. Please no more of those!!!!!!!!!!!!

J-Dawg
12-19-12, 4:33 pm
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/32175470.jpg

J-Dawg
12-20-12, 2:10 pm
I just found where the NAUT is today: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/end_of_world_is_very_bed_news_for_QnNdRlOJ9XcFik5z jd8JvI

naturalguy
12-20-12, 2:12 pm
NAUT you might want to get a workout in today as the world ends tomorrow

Altered Beast
12-20-12, 2:17 pm
I just found where the NAUT is today: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/end_of_world_is_very_bed_news_for_QnNdRlOJ9XcFik5z jd8JvI

He'd squish those boney models!

Mr. Dead
12-20-12, 2:17 pm
NAUT you might want to get a workout in today as the world ends tomorrow

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/24485610.jpg

JUGGERNAUT
12-21-12, 3:45 pm
Not my idea of inspiring.

naturalguy
12-21-12, 3:51 pm
Not my idea of inspiring.

Hey pal, you are still here, the Mayans were wrong. Imagine that

J-Dawg
12-21-12, 4:01 pm
Hey pal, you are still here, the Mayans were wrong. Imagine that

The Mayans did have a calendar that began Dec 21, 2012 that states the one known as NAUT would begin his training once again.

naturalguy
12-21-12, 4:36 pm
The Mayans did have a calendar that began Dec 21, 2012 that states the one known as NAUT would begin his training once again.

I think we have a better chance at the world coming to an end....................................

J-Dawg
12-21-12, 4:52 pm
I think we have a better chance at the world coming to an end....................................

I still hold out hope for the NAUT.

Altered Beast
12-23-12, 8:20 pm
I still hold out hope for the NAUT.

We all do J!

Mr. Dead
12-26-12, 1:57 pm
Juggs... I hope you and yours had a very merry Christmas, and ate enough to maintain a positive nitrogen balance...

JUGGERNAUT
01-02-13, 2:55 pm
belated very merry and new years all

Mr. Dead
01-02-13, 2:56 pm
belated very merry and new years all

And the same to you, as well...

C.Coronato
01-02-13, 3:05 pm
belated very merry and new years all

You as well my brother!

Altered Beast
01-02-13, 3:08 pm
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo what have you been up to Juggy Juggenstein?

Big Wides
01-02-13, 3:35 pm
Juggy Juggenstein?

is that a new porn star?

Altered Beast
01-02-13, 3:44 pm
is that a new porn star?

I don't know, LOL! Trying to get a response from the Friendzone Journeyman.

J-Dawg
01-02-13, 3:55 pm
belated very merry and new years all

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you too, NAUT.

J-Dawg
01-03-13, 12:40 pm
Since this is the most viewed thread on the FORVM, we'll start using it for important updates, lol:

Casein Pro Cookies & Cream unboxing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cstVRXYdNds&list=UUGSBF47yUOC97KKJzuJlZ3g&index=1

J-Dawg
01-03-13, 12:41 pm
New Universal Crewneck Sweatshirt: http://www.universalusa.com/Universal/Products/Gear/Universal-Crewneck-Sweatshirt-Grey

JUGGERNAUT
01-03-13, 12:47 pm
Since this is the most viewed thread on the FORVM, we'll start using it for important updates, lol:

Casein Pro Cookies & Cream unboxing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cstVRXYdNds&list=UUGSBF47yUOC97KKJzuJlZ3g&index=1

I get $25usd a hit or delete these posts. My trademarked view generator algorithm is worth billions.