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Mike Honcho
02-08-07, 3:49 pm
Ok, the most embarrasing shit just happened to me. I farted in class. No, I'm not a student. I'm the fucking TEACHER! Those kids died laughing. I teach sports medicine to 9th graders. i'm never gonna live this shit down. I lifted hard this morning, and have had lots of protein since then, and we all know what that does.....
Dammit.
ironaddict1985
02-08-07, 4:03 pm
ha that really sucks
i hear ya man. for a few hours after a protein shake, my ass is a volcano. no matter where or when. makes for some interesting situations, for sure.
Im a teacher too, you need to get a good cushioned seat. Im fucking letting them rip all day long.
Don't worry about it...you know, sometimes I train with this one guy..he helps me pose. It never fails, but everytime, on legpress, he farts. I always make the same dam face too and he would say to me, "Toni, when you fuckin' press the same weight as me, than say shit, otherwise, get your ass on here and press some fucking iron"...so, I sit my ass in, lingering smell and all, I shut up (but smirk) and press for my dear life. LOL
RedIron 392
02-08-07, 7:49 pm
Ok, the most embarrasing shit just happened to me. I farted in class. No, I'm not a student. I'm the fucking TEACHER! Those kids died laughing. I teach sports medicine to 9th graders. i'm never gonna live this shit down. I lifted hard this morning, and have had lots of protein since then, and we all know what that does.....
Dammit.
You should have just looked at the class and said,"Whoever beats that gets an A."
Thanks for the laugh,I needed it.
musclealchemist
02-08-07, 7:52 pm
haha, you could start a fartoff. that would be great. you could tie it in with "exploring the effects of protein"
Suleiman
02-08-07, 7:54 pm
whoa damn that cant be good but i feel you am 15 am a student and someday thing get pretty interesting and sometimes i get tired of blaiming it on the fat kid or the someone else..sometimes i make it up and be like you guyz smell that it smell like coffee lol works most of the time
just tell them its a new form of rap...and you downloaded if from your I pod....
Lol dude I wish I had your class I would have fell out of my seat laughing.
I feel ya man. I live in a dorm and you can guarantee my roommates feel the wrath of my protein day in day out.
haha Mike...great story, next time, if it's not so loud...do this. my fav. teacher in high school did this
you find a student who is annoying as fuck, then you tell another student when you say a certain word....that means you fart. So you have a convo with this annoying student and say the key word whatever it may be, so the other student knows whats goin on, then walk way in time so no one knows it is you. then the one student will be like crackin on the annoying kid and tell him to start farting and it'll embarass the hell out of em in front of the whole class.
haha i was that kid who was like "Dear God, what's that smell. Jeffrey, what'd you eat son?!" and my teacher laughed cause it was a joke he and i played on that annoying kid.
try it out sometime! hahah
Don't worry about it...you know, sometimes I train with this one guy..he helps me pose. It never fails, but everytime, on legpress, he farts. I always make the same dam face too and he would say to me, "Toni, when you fuckin' press the same weight as me, than say shit, otherwise, get your ass on here and press some fucking iron"...so, I sit my ass in, lingering smell and all, I shut up (but smirk) and press for my dear life. LOL
Haha same with me im always fartin on tha leg press. Funny and embarassing at tha same time.
MELTDOWN
02-08-07, 9:35 pm
Just tell them it's a "life lesson".......you gotta fart to let it out, because when you hold it in, it seeps up to your brain and that's where sh#tty ideas come from.......
Pokoritel
02-08-07, 9:59 pm
lol thats pretty funny man, wow there never gonna forget it. Damn the whole school probably knows by know jk. Just explain to them when you have a high intake of protein you start releasing and sometimes you cant control it.
the worst ones are the deadlift farts, cuz you know if its coming out, it better not have any shrapnel with it, cuz you ain't sucking it back up.
Dairy protein is known to give pretty much everyone gas. There's a new protein, Onyx, that comes from goat milk and is suppose to not have any of those effects. I haven't tried it yet, but it's worth a shot not to have the shits.
focused
02-08-07, 11:35 pm
haha ORYX bro
haha ORYX bro
haha, my bad bro
I work at a 4 star hotel in the middle of a check in bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbberrrrrr. I know they were cracking up when they got to the room.
Hollow1
02-09-07, 10:28 am
Ah shit you guys are killing me!!! LOL
ryanlemley1
02-09-07, 2:25 pm
i'm with ya..i use the universal isowhey..and it tears me up inside. that combined with eggs and broccoli...you can only imagine what my wife endures living with me.....by the way men...i'm the king of the DUTCH OVEN.
i'm with ya..i use the universal isowhey..and it tears me up inside. that combined with eggs and broccoli...you can only imagine what my wife endures living with me.....by the way men...i'm the king of the DUTCH OVEN.
LMAO dude that is just cruel, poor lil woman. And for those who aren't in the know a dutch oven is where you fart under the blankets then cover somebodys head with the blanket.
i'm with ya..i use the universal isowhey..and it tears me up inside. that combined with eggs and broccoli...you can only imagine what my wife endures living with me.....by the way men...i'm the king of the DUTCH OVEN.
holy shit this is too funny.
doomsdaylover
02-10-07, 12:59 am
Ok, the most embarrasing shit just happened to me. I farted in class. No, I'm not a student. I'm the fucking TEACHER! Those kids died laughing. I teach sports medicine to 9th graders. i'm never gonna live this shit down. I lifted hard this morning, and have had lots of protein since then, and we all know what that does.....
Dammit.
In that case, you just gotta own up to it. Kids respect that kind of thing but will make fun of you and eat your ass alive if you act embarressed. This comes from several generations of teachers (although I'm not one now).
ryanlemley1
02-10-07, 1:05 am
yeah bro...tonight before my training session..i had a shake aboutl 2 hrs prior and then took Nitro G about 40 min prior..that stuff is killing me. i love it to death...notice a huge difference in recovery time and all that..but the gas..wow