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rev8ball
12-31-08, 3:18 am
I am well known amongst my family and friends as a blender psycho. I just love throwing in tons of different shit, hitting the button, and drinking down all of the goodness. Except for this one time, I made a shake that tasted like terrrible corn dogs, and, no, there were no corn dogs added. *shivers* That one still gives me the chills just thinking about it....yuck.

But I digress. So I love making all kinds of shakes. But, lately, my current blender has been performing less than satisfactorily; just not cutting it, so to speak. Well, for Christmas, I got this sick-ass, commercial-grade, bar drink makin', industrial blender! I am not shitting you, this thing is out of control. Over 1/2 hp motor, with a HY-UUUGE container and massive blades. Can't wait to see what my twisted mind can come up with now! *evil laugh*

On a related note, I thought this was funny. Well, not funny at first, but now I think it is. Last week was the third time this year alone that I had to replace my fucking toilet seat! No joke, each time, I was sitting down to take a king-shit, and *SNAP*, that fucker broke underneath me! That's where good eatin' and solid training will get ya, bros - too heavy for your own toilet seat!

But next time, I'm going stainless steal........

Little Z
12-31-08, 3:28 am
I am well known amongst my family and friends as a blender psycho. I just love throwing in tons of different shit, hitting the button, and drinking down all of the goodness. Except for this one time, I made a shake that tasted like terrrible corn dogs, and, no, there were no corn dogs added. *shivers* That one still gives me the chills just thinking about it....yuck.

But I digress. So I love making all kinds of shakes. But, lately, my current blender has been performing less than satisfactorily; just not cutting it, so to speak. Well, for Christmas, I got this sick-ass, commercial-grade, bar drink makin', industrial blender! I am not shitting you, this thing is out of control. Over 1/2 hp motor, with a HY-UUUGE container and massive blades. Can't wait to see what my twisted mind can come up with now! *evil laugh*

On a related note, I thought this was funny. Well, not funny at first, but now I think it is. Last week was the third time this year alone that I had to replace my fucking toilet seat! No joke, each time, I was sitting down to take a king-shit, and *SNAP*, that fucker broke underneath me! That's where good eatin' and solid training will get ya, bros - too heavy for your own toilet seat!

But next time, I'm going stainless steal........

wow bro.. thats all i can say..

first, i wanna see pics of this MASSive blender, I am in the market for a new one myself..

secondly, I think Animal should come out w/ a proper toilet seat.. no joke.. haha..

congrats on the invite to the Arnold to speak bro, let me know what I gotta do and where to be
to catch it..

The Sun
12-31-08, 4:08 am
lmao

Psycho77
12-31-08, 4:23 am
kick ass blender.

I can see me blending a t bone steak and potatoes with all the trimmins. wicked!

And the toilet seat, it does happen. Let me know when you crack the toilet.

wedge
12-31-08, 10:56 am
Thankfully I just finished my shake, or I would have sprayed it all over the monitor.
I can picture you coming out of the bathroom, seat in hand, "I did it again!"

rev8ball
12-31-08, 12:09 pm
wow bro.. thats all i can say..

first, i wanna see pics of this MASSive blender, I am in the market for a new one myself..

secondly, I think Animal should come out w/ a proper toilet seat.. no joke.. haha..

congrats on the invite to the Arnold to speak bro, let me know what I gotta do and where to be
to catch it..

That's a great idea! I'll take pics of its inaugural run, and post them.
An Animal toilet seat? Now that's a sick-ass idea!

And thanks, bro. Keep an eye on my thread regarding the symposium; I'll let everyone know the details as soon as I get them.

rev8ball
12-31-08, 12:13 pm
Thankfully I just finished my shake, or I would have sprayed it all over the monitor.
I can picture you coming out of the bathroom, seat in hand, "I did it again!"

That's about right on the money, too, wedge. But the worse thing is that it breaks right under me: there's a loud-ass SNAP, scares the hell outta of me every time, and I feel like I'm gonna fall right into the freakin' toilet!

Little Z
12-31-08, 1:43 pm
That's a great idea! I'll take pics of its inaugural run, and post them.
An Animal toilet seat? Now that's a sick-ass idea!

And thanks, bro. Keep an eye on my thread regarding the symposium; I'll let everyone know the details as soon as I get them.

alright bro, ill be subbed.

think about all the things Animal/Universal could do.. you walk into your house, up to the all NEW
Animal fridge.. all stainless steel, then after a meal you toss your dishes (or tupperware) into the
Animal dishwasher.. all stainless steel of course.. and it has only ONE setting.. "WASH"..

ahahahah.. could definately come up with some great things..

TylerC
12-31-08, 4:13 pm
speaking of blenders, i got a new Fitness Blender for christmas. It was originally $60 (and thats the price of it online at other sites) but during the whole christmas sale, found it for $9 at belk. Different settings for powdered drinks, weight loss drinks, smoothies, so and so forth. I got it so i could mix my protein drinks at my college dorm. Broke it in two days. Sucks.

Little Z
12-31-08, 4:14 pm
speaking of blenders, i got a new Fitness Blender for christmas. It was originally $60 (and thats the price of it online at other sites) but during the whole christmas sale, found it for $9 at belk. Different settings for powdered drinks, weight loss drinks, smoothies, so and so forth. I got it so i could mix my protein drinks at my college dorm. Broke it in two days. Sucks.

Ouch.. the blender was definately not Animal certified bro.. haha

TigerAce01
12-31-08, 4:16 pm
hahahaha

I love this post... every guy who has ever made shakes knows where you're coming from...

lmao

rev8ball
12-31-08, 4:17 pm
Here's a link to a picture of the BEAST:
http://www.barmans.co.uk/productimg/14516_large.jpg

Notice the simple controls: High, low, off, on, pulse......period. YEAH!!!!

Pizzalamp
12-31-08, 4:20 pm
my friends husband works for a big company that makes these type of blenders
im always getting discounts on em and stuff...i must have at least 2 or 3 of them
theyre pretty cool if u just get em for the 1st time i guess

Little Z
12-31-08, 4:23 pm
my friends husband works for a big company that makes these type of blenders
im always getting discounts on em and stuff...i must have at least 2 or 3 of them
theyre pretty cool if u just get em for the 1st time i guess

you honestly dont like them? i mean ill be more than happy to take one or two off your hands bro..
hahaha

Little Z
12-31-08, 4:23 pm
Here's a link to a picture of the BEAST:
http://www.barmans.co.uk/productimg/14516_large.jpg

Notice the simple controls: High, low, off, on, pulse......period. YEAH!!!!

I want one.. NOW.. simple.. done..

Pizzalamp
12-31-08, 4:25 pm
you honestly dont like them? i mean ill be more than happy to take one or two off your hands bro..
hahaha

i prefer to put the powder dry in my mouth..chug water and swallow...hit me up w/ a pm and ill send u in jan a blender that i dont use anymore

strivin for more
12-31-08, 4:33 pm
haha i have a hamilton beach too, but i prefer the individual sized cup with built in blades. way easier to get my pastes out and clean up.

Little Z
12-31-08, 4:34 pm
i prefer to put the powder dry in my mouth..chug water and swallow...

well i do that too.. but after i chug the water from the jug.. i eat the jug..

rev8ball
01-05-09, 11:37 am
Well, today was the inaugural run. I threw together one of my shakes of mass:

4 servings of oatmeal
2 scoops of Milk & Egg protein
2 tbsp of pb
1/2 tsp of cin
1 large banana
1 C of frozen strawberries
1/2 C of egg whites
2 C of milk
2 tbsp of malt
1/2 C of egg nog

This beast of a blender handled it like of a freakin' champ! Ground it all up without a prob.

So, now I'll drink this concoction of goodness over the next hour or so, and start on my road to growth!

The Sun
01-05-09, 11:39 am
thats some shake to get growing bro.
hows the taste?

wedge
01-05-09, 1:19 pm
Well, today was the inaugural run. I threw together one of my shakes of mass:

4 servings of oatmeal
2 scoops of Milk & Egg protein
2 tbsp of pb
1/2 tsp of cin
1 large banana
1 C of frozen strawberries
1/2 C of egg whites
2 C of milk
2 tbsp of malt
1/2 C of egg nog

This beast of a blender handled it like of a freakin' champ! Ground it all up without a prob.

So, now I'll drink this concoction of goodness over the next hour or so, and start on my road to growth!

I think you forgot the kitchen sink in there.
Hope it tasted good.

JUGGERNAUT
01-05-09, 1:35 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICuxBf1Ieu4

and then sum

rev8ball
01-05-09, 8:18 pm
thats some shake to get growing bro.
hows the taste?


I think you forgot the kitchen sink in there.
Hope it tasted good.

Oh, it tasted DEE-LISH!

rev8ball
01-05-09, 8:19 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICuxBf1Ieu4

and then sum

LMAO! That is too sick. Totally reminds me of Akroyd, and something that I would do...

Psycho77
01-05-09, 8:33 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICuxBf1Ieu4

and then sum



OH MY! That is just sick and wrong! But definitely hardcore.

Rhys
01-05-09, 9:51 pm
There is some serious blenderporn goin down here.

rev8ball
01-05-09, 11:26 pm
There is some serious blenderporn goin down here.

LOL - blenderporn!

Cstlfx
01-05-09, 11:32 pm
Well, today was the inaugural run. I threw together one of my shakes of mass:

4 servings of oatmeal
2 scoops of Milk & Egg protein
2 tbsp of pb
1/2 tsp of cin
1 large banana
1 C of frozen strawberries
1/2 C of egg whites
2 C of milk
2 tbsp of malt
1/2 C of egg nog

This beast of a blender handled it like of a freakin' champ! Ground it all up without a prob.

So, now I'll drink this concoction of goodness over the next hour or so, and start on my road to growth!

Do you down that all in one sitting? What are the macros for that thing? Its a beast!

rev8ball
01-05-09, 11:42 pm
Do you down that all in one sitting? What are the macros for that thing? Its a beast!

Let me see, I have the macros around here somewhere.... oh here they are. Let's see. Macros: FUCKING ALOT.......LMAO!

It took me about an hour to consume. That thing was a beast, alright. Developed a personality of its own, constantly daring me to finish it off.

Oh, shit. Now I'm imagining that shakes can talk. Must be the brain freeze.....

wedge
01-06-09, 2:59 pm
Let me see, I have the macros around here somewhere.... oh here they are. Let's see. Macros: FUCKING ALOT.......LMAO!

It took me about an hour to consume. That thing was a beast, alright. Developed a personality of its own, constantly daring me to finish it off.

Oh, shit. Now I'm imagining that shakes can talk. Must be the brain freeze.....

Hey, as long as you don't answer the thing back, you should be OK.

andrewT
01-08-09, 12:36 pm
I am a shake nut too!

I mix anything and everything just like you Rev!

I love those shakes. My friends when they see me drink my shakes , call it the "meat cup" because I tell them it is a massive protein shake

People think that I throw pizza, steaks and cold cuts in there...gullible fools

I use the magic bullet. Got it cheap at Canadian tire last year but now its crapping out and dosen't blend well. I want to get an industrial one like that one you just posted! thats my kind of blender! A big block blender!