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We've all experimented with building a better meal--some good, some bad, some downright fucked up. This thread is for the failures--the shit we should stay away from, the cautionary tales.
Once, in the interest of saving some time, I threw some chunk tuna, liquid egg whites, protein powder, and leftover pasta into a blender. Never again bros.
benmatthews90
01-18-07, 11:31 am
tuna and orange smoothie
Chicken breast, universal egg pro powder, raw oats and crystal light.
Wasteland
01-18-07, 1:50 pm
Chicken breast, universal egg pro powder, raw oats and crystal light.
Bear, you had me at crystal light.
Wonderwheels
01-18-07, 6:27 pm
I never believed it until I tried it and it helps a ton. For those of you out there like me who have a hard time getting Tuna down, try this.
Mix your tuna with applesauce. I know it sounds weird and freaky, but try it because the apple sauce helps cover the taste of the tuna. Make sure you get natural apple sauce with NO sugar added.
Here's to gettin big fellas! : )
Anybody got any good/quick egg recipes other than just plain old scrambled eggs? I swear I gag on my eggs at least 4 times as they go down every morning.
darkcloud1721
01-18-07, 8:06 pm
Anybody got any good/quick egg recipes other than just plain old scrambled eggs? I swear I gag on my eggs at least 4 times as they go down every morning.
Mix in some salsa when your cooking them or on top. Will add flavor without adding a lot of calories. Also i used to make i think they are called spainish eggs. Sauteed some chopped up onions while you mix up the eggs, pour the eggs in with the same pan over the onions. Add in some tomatos & scramble as usual. Takes maybe 8 mins tops from start to finish.
niladmirari88
01-18-07, 8:09 pm
hot sauce the hell out of your scrambled eggs
kennydiba
01-18-07, 9:03 pm
weirdest thing i eat would be my first meal...i take roughly 10 egg whites with 1 pack of flavoured oats and 1.5 cups of the good old fashioned oats..put it in a frying pan and stir that shit around untill its like glue...get a spoon...a bottle of water...and enjoy
Benway83
01-18-07, 10:55 pm
Package of acai, a banana, whey, 3/4 lb of ground beef, milk (had to get the blender going). I think that was about it. My soon-to-be GF nearly puked her ovaries up.
For a while, when I was first starting, I would take cheap whey, straight. No H2O, no milk. Just 2 scoops of nasty chalky whey. It is well worth it to plan your meals (including shakes), and to have a system. I think the downside of training is when you haven't prepared for the battle.
I grill all my chicken breasts and boil all my eggs for 3 days, twice a week. I leave my serving of protein powder (dry) in my shaker the night before my lift at 0500, right next to my delicious little AnimalPak.
Soy sauce in cans of tuna, hot sauce on omelets, and hold the ranch!
Young&Hungry
01-18-07, 11:31 pm
I put a spoonful of salsa on damn near everything I eat. The added moisture and flavor makes refridgerated brown rice and old tuna easier to put down, even with minimal water.
The best way I have found to make egg whites taste good is puttin them into a soup. Every morning I eat 10 egg whites with 2 full eggs and put them in a soup. Try to vary them: leek soup, carrot soup etc etc. It's an easy way to get your serving of vegetables at the same time wich is harder in my case.
But hey good old hot tabasco always do the trick.
I've gotta really strong stomach, lucky i guess. here are some of my time savers.
egg whites raw with oj and oats- gulp it down
chicken with davinci's pancake surup (no cal no sugar) hmmm
tuna and egg white with low fat mozza
oats, and eggwhites in the nuker until hard-good for the road
minute rice ground up in a coffee grinder and drink it straight with protein shake chaser-good while on the road.
potaoe raw with tuna from the can
this is one i wil never do again red cabbage and diet pepsi-wow, thought i would blow!
brandona
01-24-07, 6:17 pm
toss your eggs in the pan add one can of tuna, scramble add salsa or what ever and enjoy.
-B
the ghost
01-24-07, 7:15 pm
i hard boiled a dozen eggs, then put the whites in a blender with some water and tried to drink it. thats a whole lot of yuck!
Anybody got any good/quick egg recipes other than just plain old scrambled eggs? I swear I gag on my eggs at least 4 times as they go down every morning.
Italians make a Pasta Carbonara...pasta with eggs, bacon, some garlic and basil. If you want it I can post instructions but it is really as easy as it sounds.
There is pasta ***ioli (pasta with beans too)..no eggs though...or tuna so don't ruin it by trying to add it! lol
you guys are crazy with some of these recipies you come up with...lol
Worst thing I ever tried....
Nothing, I went to culinary school, lol... Sorry, I had to...
grizzed
01-25-07, 12:26 pm
Anybody got any good/quick egg recipes other than just plain old scrambled eggs? I swear I gag on my eggs at least 4 times as they go down every morning.
Tabasco ... and plenty of it
tuna and orange smoothie
i just vomitted in my mouth.
thanks.
I never believed it until I tried it and it helps a ton. For those of you out there like me who have a hard time getting Tuna down, try this.
Mix your tuna with applesauce. I know it sounds weird and freaky, but try it because the apple sauce helps cover the taste of the tuna. Make sure you get natural apple sauce with NO sugar added.
Here's to gettin big fellas! : )
That does sound pretty gross, but what I've been doing is putting mustard on my tuna and having a caffiene free diet coke w/it...diet coke can kill the taste of anything!
i just vomitted in my mouth.
thanks.
ohh come on the big bad sniper cant handle a lil tuna and orange smoothie? Big sissy.
I am just joking please do not kill me.
stumblin54
02-06-07, 8:43 pm
honey, 12 egg whites, splenda, milk, two scoops protein in a blender. kinda sweet, pretty bad, but quick.
Preston
02-18-07, 10:19 am
i just vomitted in my mouth.
thanks.
Diddo, and wtf's up with everyone just eating Tuna?
Gotta have some beef.
Big Jawn
02-19-07, 6:05 pm
One can tuna in water, drained
2 cups orange juice, preferably pulpless
4-5 ice cubes
Blend on "frappe" for about 2 minutes. Pour into chilled mug, and guzzle.
All you taste is OJ...but then the aftertaste creeps up.
nihiloexnihil
02-19-07, 10:16 pm
Do not EVER try to put Splenda in cottage cheese.
Worst decision I ever made.
cubs1987
02-28-07, 10:00 pm
Do not EVER try to put Splenda in cottage cheese.
Worst decision I ever made.
to tell ya the truth, I LOVE splenda in CC. infact i can't get enough of it. my dorm has cc and i have cc+splenda at every meal!
Big Wides
02-28-07, 10:42 pm
tried this one for a while:
1 can tuna
glass of milk
then started expirementing which was a bad idea and came up with this:
1 can tuna
ice
milk (enough to fill a glass)
celery
hot sauce
Testpolska
02-28-07, 10:54 pm
A little off topic but this don't deserve a thread made for it...I never really eat egg whites...nor do I have the time to cook them. Would they be harmful to just drink straight? I mean obvisously its not gonna taste all that good but if you could get past that would they be acceptable to eat this way?
Gunshow
03-01-07, 12:49 am
ive never tried this but does anyone ever just cook ground beef and eat it??? maybe add some brown rice? might be worth a try, doesnt sound like it could go to wrong.
Gunshow
03-01-07, 12:50 am
lol in response to the eggs question, i drank a whole egg one time in my life, and thats the only time i'll do it. if you've got a strong stomach, do it up.
Guardian
03-01-07, 12:59 am
lol in response to the eggs question, i drank a whole egg one time in my life, and thats the only time i'll do it. if you've got a strong stomach, do it up.
Bro, at one time i regularly drank 5 whole eggs, lol..
...and yes, i watched Rocky when i was little.
I always scramble them now.
hahaha i got the idea from rocky, props to you for powerin em down , if i drank 5, i'd puke up 5. its fuckin disgusting.
ive never tried this but does anyone ever just cook ground beef and eat it??? maybe add some brown rice? might be worth a try, doesnt sound like it could go to wrong.
All the time. Never mixed rice with it, but I bet it'd be good.
I'll take hard boiled egg whites and mash them up, mix'em with oats straight out of the tub. Really don't have much of a taste but it's kinda like chewing on cardboard. I'm gonna try mixing cottage cheese with it and see what happens.
In a hurry this morning, threw together the worst thing I think I've ever eaten (except probably for the sardine burritos). Egg whites, and a couple yolks I think, shit load of oats, milk, brown rice, big chunk of salmon, salsa, and soy sauce. All mixed together. I actually looked at the blender for a minute, but in a moment of better judgement I decided that would make it even worse. I don't know how I got it all choked down, but hey, gotta eat.
Bulldozin727
03-01-07, 12:22 pm
ive never tried this but does anyone ever just cook ground beef and eat it??? maybe add some brown rice? might be worth a try, doesnt sound like it could go to wrong.
I eat beef burritos just liike this all the time. Cooked Ground Beef without seasoning of any kind, low fat mozz, brown rice and some veggie hot sauce my girl got me from Costa Rica. Throw all this shit on a whole grain tortilla and you are good to go. Body Building Friendly Taco Bell! Be Easy,
Peace~ Nick
ct italian 1
03-22-07, 1:01 pm
weirdest shake ever:
bran cereal
milk
orange juice
some fruit
that doesnt sound so bad..the weirdest one was that tuna and oj shake..or whatever it was that one member posted...OMG! cant even think about it! Actually it was Big Jawn! ...and Big Wides says tuna and milk in a blender! I am curious about the tuna and applesauce though...LOL
tried this one for a while:
1 can tuna
glass of milk
then started expirementing which was a bad idea and came up with this:
1 can tuna
ice
milk (enough to fill a glass)
celery
hot sauce
not quite..but I see where your going here...still not gonna try it..LOL
T_N_Muscle
03-22-07, 1:53 pm
Tuna And Apple Juice In A Blender
ive never tried this but does anyone ever just cook ground beef and eat it??? maybe add some brown rice? might be worth a try, doesnt sound like it could go to wrong.
Hell yeah. Done it a lot, I actually cooked up a thing of ground beed and just added some spices and threw some fat-free american cheese on top of it, awesome snack.
Anything that includes ground beef, cannot be wrong.
T_N_Muscle
03-22-07, 2:26 pm
I go to the butcher, get the biggest leanest slab of beef i can find, have the butcher grind it for me, cook it up, rinse with boiling water, its the best!!
usually add brown rice and green beans tho... I like it cuz theres less chewing involved. Most of my meals are diced up, i can get it down faster and more often.
bleed_alone
03-22-07, 3:07 pm
hahaha i got the idea from rocky, props to you for powerin em down , if i drank 5, i'd puke up 5. its fuckin disgusting.
it is pretty disgusting, i've been doing 8 raw every morning mixed with oj. a lot of times i can't do the whole thing at once and end up gagging... but i guess it seems worth it to me haha it takes me so long to eat hardboiled ones for some reason.
i'm only doing the whites though, i've done 6 raw straight without puking before, but a few months ago my friends dared me to do 10 whole eggs at once and i puked all those up.
it's not so much the taste, as it is the texture.. if you only have whites, mix them up all nice, and add in some oj it really isn't that bad.
as for the tuna creations..
one can tuna
strawberry yogurt
bowl.
grosssss..... but it does enable you to get the tuna down faster. efficiency is key in my book.
ironshaolin
03-22-07, 3:21 pm
yeah man, my post workout meal is usually a nuked yam chopped up, then some ground beef thrown into a frying pan, throw the yam in there with it, sprinkle some mrs. dash, wash it down with some V8 for veggies and you're all set.
Gunshow
03-22-07, 11:28 pm
AH V8 why is it so disgusting... but yeah my reason for the post, egg whites in a protein shake is amazing. Well actually its no different. I put like 8 eggs whites in my shake PWO yesterday and it added some quality protein and i could still drink it no problem.
As long as the eggs are fresh and you blend them into your shakes, (not just add them without some stirring action first), the whipping action will actually temper the eggs some, so they are not completely raw. The whipping action does stimulate heat...like when making a hollandaise sauce with raw eggs (I know, slightly off topic...just trying to make a point about raw eggs).
So, its not bad at all, as long as you drink it down right away and dont let it sit in your car while you train or something like that 'cause any change in temperature, will cause bacteria and that will make you seriously sick.
i've tried em both and id rather eat dry chicken breasts:
tuna/fruit punch crystal lightshake
tuna/diet coke (read it along time ago that cutler did it, if it works for him it must work for me hahahaha)
my fav worst attempt, to get my pak down with out havin to take pills... again along time ago.. i crushed each pill between 2 spoons and dumped em in with my protein shake.... horrible when ya get a chunk of crushed pak on your tounge..
T_N_Muscle
03-23-07, 1:16 pm
[QUOTE=bleed_alone;56067]it is pretty disgusting, i've been doing 8 raw every morning mixed with oj. a lot of times i can't do the whole thing at once and end up gagging... but i guess it seems worth it to me haha it takes me so long to eat hardboiled ones for some reason.
i'm only doing the whites though, i've done 6 raw straight without puking before, but a few months ago my friends dared me to do 10 whole eggs at once and i puked all those up.
it's not so much the taste, as it is the texture.. if you only have whites, mix them up all nice, and add in some oj it really isn't that bad.
If u add one teaspoon of vanilla protein to that, or powdered creamer and splenda , it tastes like a orange julius
Anybody got any good/quick egg recipes other than just plain old scrambled eggs? I swear I gag on my eggs at least 4 times as they go down every morning.
try a couple table spoons of olive oil, put in a small fry pan, 9" Teflon what i use, crank the heat to hi, once the pan is super heated, dump the whites into the spot where the olive olive oil is, it'll make a nice egg white omelet in a couple mins, use a teaspoon or 2 of honey on it for taste.
Put Some Bbq Sauce On That Tuna !! See What That Will Do For You !!
try a couple table spoons of olive oil, put in a small fry pan, 9" Teflon what i use, crank the heat to hi, once the pan is super heated, dump the whites into the spot where the olive olive oil is, it'll make a nice egg white omelet in a couple mins, use a teaspoon or 2 of honey on it for taste.
Do the same thing as above but before putting the egg whites in, chop a Jalapeno pepper and cook it for a while, than throw in the eggwhites after. You'll get a nice eggwhite and pepper omelet.
xrayeminence
03-26-07, 5:56 am
I wanted to make a low-carb sweet mix.
Melted 10 servings crunchy peanut butter on medium heat
Then added 2 cups of Splenda,Next I mixed in 1 can of cocnut milk
Added peanuts before it cooled.
Jammed the mix in the freezer, Scarffed down three Tablespoons the next morning all the while trying to keep th puke down my throat, Yuk Yakkity Yak
2 eggs (hard boiled)
4 slices turkey (deli style)
2 slices chicken breast (deli style)
hot peppers
VERY little cheese
on a whole wheat tortilla....
yeah....wasnt the best thing ever, but i was hungry
doomsdaylover
04-05-07, 11:39 pm
Italians make a Pasta Carbonara...pasta with eggs, bacon, some garlic and basil. If you want it I can post instructions but it is really as easy as it sounds.
There is pasta ***ioli (pasta with beans too)..no eggs though...or tuna so don't ruin it by trying to add it! lol
you guys are crazy with some of these recipies you come up with...lol
Hell yeah, Toni, I'm Italian and my family's Carbonara I can't touch with a 10-foot-pole or else I have to go running - for two days straight. Hope yours is just a tad bit less fattening.
-DL
billmd1334
04-11-07, 10:30 am
So I was just in my kitchen here at work fixing a meal... 1/2c cottage cheese and 2tbsp of peanut butter. One of my co-workers comes in and begins to tell me how disgusting I am, and that meal combination is... the first thought in my head was... well that's why I'm aiming to be something and you're satisfied with being average. I opted to let it go and do my thing... my question is this... do you have any meal combinations that turn heads and make people make comments like this.
Every day I eat some variation of chicken....on some days it's canned chicken breast. All it is is chicken breast canned in salt water...that's it. I admit it smells like tuna, but it's just chicken. Well walking through the building to the kitchen and back I get bitching all the way down the hall. They guys in my office complain non stop as well. It makes me laugh....if I'm in the mood I'll put the empty can in their desk!
Where are you in MD Bill???
Dingo06
04-11-07, 10:58 am
check here:
http://forum.animalpak.com/showthread.php?t=734
BigDaddy21
04-11-07, 11:15 pm
for all the fellas who cant stand cottage cheese, specially for last meal during cutting....
-1cup of cottage cheese
-tbsp of cinnamin...or however much ya want (this is what makes it oatmeal-ish)
-2 packets of splenda
i like it alot and does the trick when it comes to avoid eating plain CC, F that.
focused
04-12-07, 10:59 pm
brown rice
light gravy
beef
^ thats normal.....but i had a thought
::lookin at my tub of chocolate real gains.....::
yeah i did it....i sprinkled about one full scoop on there! DONT ACT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS!!!! lol!
j hack
Platestacker
05-15-07, 3:20 am
I think this could be an interesting thread. What is the Best/Worst combo you have added PB to?
About 15 min ago I mixed PB and a can of tuna together. I wanted a snack, I work midnights so I can eat shit like that and there is nobody around to gross out.
It was actually pretty good. The PB killed the tuna taste, it felt like I was eating really thick peanut butter.
born0withno0soul
05-15-07, 3:58 am
first off there are many threads lkike this if im not mistaken, and second this is supposed to be a forum to help people, not see whos the coolest because they eat the nastiest shit possible. this does not help my diet at all, its congesting the forums making it harder to find useful info. sorry dude
Hmmm can't think of anything that I have mixed it with that turned out bad. My favorite to mix it with though is to throw some in with some oats and chocolate whey.
stumblin54
05-15-07, 4:02 am
http://forum.animalpak.com/showthread.php?t=734&highlight=recipes
There you go bro. Use the search feature.
Stumblin
I am "working" now too...just plane old peanut butter and splenda for me. I here it clears all the excess whey protein out of your pipesbecause it is so sticky so they do not stay in your intestines...
train.eat.supp.sleep
05-15-07, 7:02 pm
an awesome egg recipe would be a meatball omelette....but try using dearmeat with some ragu marinara sauce to keep it clean....its awesome
ANewBreed
06-10-07, 4:37 am
Put Some Bbq Sauce On That Tuna !! See What That Will Do For You !!
haha i just started doing that the other day...makes 2 cans go down realllll easy