If anybody knows people in the Universal IT department, please point out to them that having insanely loud clicks all over their new website ensures that anyone who lands on the page with the speakers turned up (like me, say) will never, ever, ever go near it again.
I mentioned it when they had the beta up, but I guess nobody paid attention. Lots of sound effects on your web page went out in about 1999 -- apparently their designer didn't get the message... Maybe they can add some blinky text, or a dancing hamster....