Quote Originally Posted by Appleton.Cory Check Out Post
That's what a wife is for.
L O L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're killing me.

Yeah, my wife is going to ditch our two children and come give me liftoffs with 400+ pounds. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! She's never touched a weight in her life, I'd feel reeeeeeeeeeeeally safe.