Cashier: What are you going to do with 8 x 18packs of eggs and 8 gallons of milk.
Me: Eat em
Cashier: That must last you a few weeks huh?
Me: No that wont last me 5 days
Cashier: Jesus, i guess you workout huh?
Me: Oooh Yeah, i got a bowflew, 20 mins twice a week.
Cashier: Really?
Me: No
God i hate cutting.
Thanks for the Shirt, Ive been told i cant wear it at Ballys but i wear it around town, gets hella comments.
... You know why Animal Pak has "44" packs per can.
I always assumed it was because if you workout 4 days a week and take two paks on training days and only one on off days it would last about thirty days. Any comments?
You just finished eating 1/2 a pizza(its bulking season) and you wash it down with 80 grams of whey. Your friends ask, how do you drink a milkshake? and you say, thats real gains, bitch.
You can look at almost any plate of food and calculate the protein/carb/fat grams in it.
You finish dinner at a restraunt with your girlfriend, and she says do you wanna go to a movie? and you say, naaa I gotta go home and eat.
Your mom kicks you out for causing her to go in debt from groceries.
"Knowing is not enough, one must do. Willing is not enough, one must apply."-Bruce Lee
Cashier: What are you going to do with 8 x 18packs of eggs and 8 gallons of milk.
Me: Eat em
Cashier: That must last you a few weeks huh?
Me: No that wont last me 5 days
Cashier: Jesus, i guess you workout huh?
Me: Oooh Yeah, i got a bowflew, 20 mins twice a week.
Cashier: Really?
Me: No
Haha, absolutely hilarious. I want the thing Chuck Norris uses.
You might be a bodybuilder if you've dumped your girlfriend 2 weeks out to reduce stress...and (purposely, of course) forgot to start dating again.
Cashier: What are you going to do with 8 x 18packs of eggs and 8 gallons of milk.
Me: Eat em
Cashier: That must last you a few weeks huh?
Me: No that wont last me 5 days
Cashier: Jesus, i guess you workout huh?
Me: Oooh Yeah, i got a bowflew, 20 mins twice a week.
Cashier: Really?
Me: No
HA HA HA ! I just fell off my Gazelle .....................NOT !
" If you are not the lead dog, the view never changes "
If you find empty "Pak" bags in all of your drawers, cabinets, closets, all over your car, in your shoes in the morning ( I don't know how the fuck they got there)...you dig through the empty pak bags to find your straps in your gym bag, empty out your pockets and bags fall out...
RELENTLESS
"Within me lies the soul of a gladiator, and the heart of a lion."
If you find empty "Pak" bags in all of your drawers, cabinets, closets, all over your car, in your shoes in the morning ( I don't know how the fuck they got there)...you dig through the empty pak bags to find your straps in your gym bag, empty out your pockets and bags fall out...
My buddy saw all those bags before and asked me if i was selling weed. . .lol
Mikey J'
"Livin' my life half assed and backwards, but it works beautifully"
Do not let the fear of your own abilities hold you back
Maybe self-improvement isn't the answer, Maybe self-destruction is. . . - anonymous
If you find empty "Pak" bags in all of your drawers, cabinets, closets, all over your car, in your shoes in the morning ( I don't know how the fuck they got there)...you dig through the empty pak bags to find your straps in your gym bag, empty out your pockets and bags fall out...
Priceless HAWK, and I'm in complete agreement (and guilt by having many empty baggies too). Peace.
...you think about how you can add more calories to your Real Gains shake.
...you can't sleep a whole night without waking up to piss.
...you get excited about pak piss.
...your asshole is chafed and raw from shitting 5 times a day.
...it's a bad day if you're not in excruciating pain at some point.
...your family & friends don't even ask anymore.
...you want shredded glutes.
...you have a magazine collection 10 feet high in case you need resources.
...you critique everyone around you unconsciously.
...right now you have more than 10 cans of tuna in your cabinet.