Not me man, I've got it all planned out.
I'm gonna provoke Dad, and actually lean into the flying DB to take the hit. Then, when my lawyer ramps up talks of compensation, I'll begin my negotiating.
I'm thinking, a vintage can of the original Animal Pak (don't care if it's empty), an all expense paid trip to watch the next big PLing meet that Animal helps sponsor and an agreement from Evan that I can ride around on one his his John Deer tractors and help pick veggies in his garden.